And since you so graciously bestowed a limerick for me on my special day, so too shall I bestow a group of lines (a song) for you!
Little voice inside my ear
It's pitch too high for me to hear
No, I think it's something from
Down in New Jersey
Sticks, they magically appear
Always use your muscles here
Yes, a birthday for the
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't make me take another shot
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, I think I'm gonna throw up
I'm not sure this is the same melody I envisioned earlier, when I first wrote the song, but we'll go with it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JERSEY MUSCLE (sorry I can't carry a note)!